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Old 05-31-2014, 07:39 PM
Lune Lune is offline
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As a former fatass who has had many different burgers in many different places, I can say with confidence that In N Out is pretty good for its league.

Their fries are pretty terrible. The chain doesn't deserve any fanaticism over the quality of its food, really. One thing I do like about In N out is that they (almost) pay their employees a living wage. They also (used to) almost exclusively higher thin, white, beautiful people... and then I think they got in trouble, and now they've got a couple fat slobs and minorities working for them.

In N Out does print biblical verses on their packaging, so I make sure to order everything 'Heathen' style, that is, packaged in plain white paper. As a further precaution, I make sure to pray to Satan, thanking him for my food before I eat. I have fond memories of binge eating multiple double doubles while choking back tears because I felt lonely and isolated at college.

Conclusion:
[x] Funky
[ ] Auschwitz