Man why couldn't somebody just take one for the team and give him some sex.
Is your giney that precious to you that you can't just throw a piece to a bro who clearly really needs it? I mean, I've been to Isla Vista/UCSB. That place is crawling with tang. What a miserable fucking existence that must have been to live in a place like that and be too much of a sperglord to even do what every college male does... get a girl drunk and fuck her while she passes in and out.
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