#1. If dipped in gold or platnium they could be used as ogre/troll/barb bling
#2. Uglyest looking bong i'v ever seen
#3. Candelabra, if you get enough a Menorah
#4. Paint em orange and have them make you chocolate/beer/slurm
#5. Butt Plug? (gotta be some really loose ogre/barb/troll hookers around right?)
#6. Hammer
#7. If you get enough they can make excellent armor
http://everquest.allakhazam.com/sear...l?q=gnome+skin
#8. Statue/base for ice sculpture
#9. Stuff em in a tree and make them make you cookies
#10. Have him host the Daily Show
#11. Tiny Tim
#12. Torch