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Old 05-03-2014, 04:33 PM
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So If you went to the Grocery store and you found the most perfect apple you could ever dream of eating. The problem was it was to high on the pile for you to reach, Being so short you thought you would wait for mommy to show up so she could reach and buy it for you. So you stand back, staring at the apple with anticipation of getting it and eating it.
A tall strange man then shows up... and is reaching toward the apple, Before you could mutter some non-sense. He grabs the apple. Puts it in a bag and into his cart.
Now you must just feel mad. Saying to yourself, "If only I was a little bit taller, if only I had a dollar."
So at the check-out. The man is getting all his groceries packed away in the isle next to yours. When his back is turned you seize your opportunity to steal the apple from one of his bags. You get to take it home and taste the apple for a moment. But when mommy finds out, you get punished.
Can you justify this?
Congrats, sir.
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