Here's how your apology reads:
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Originally Posted by Tradesonred
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I'm only sorry so I can get my stuff back.
I'm a straight fuckin' shooter and a bad ass. I'm going to apologize my way by not apologizing. I'm an entitled man child and acted accordingly by throwing blind insults to staff because I didn't get what I wanted.
The staff shoved it's dick in my ass and I realized I'm not untouchable.
My words are important because I say them. I'm going to stop being a dick because I found out my words have consequences. As a result of my life lesson I'm letting go of my convictions so I can get my toys back.
My dad died 2 years ago so I'm going to keep using that as an excuse to act like a child and pull the sympathy card anytime someone calls me out on my bullshit.
Hopefully I met the criteria of what the staff asked me to do. I'm not sure I know what an apology is but I think this is one. Please don't Deruban me bros.
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