[New England Patriots]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hey faggy New England sucks, go make a new troll name

A recap of Raren's favorite team and why he is gay along with his team.

1. In their almost undefeated season Brady averaged 300 yards per game in the regular season and only 246 in the playoffs and his rating went down from 117 to 96. Also, he threw as many interceptions in the playoffs as David Garrard threw all year.

2. They taped the Rams practice before their first Super Bowl win to get the advantage.

3. The Patriots are in the worst division.

4. In 2001, the Patriots started 0-2. After 9/11, they started winning. This proves that they are terrorists.

5. The Patriots are the only team that isn't from an actual city. They need a region to hold all the shit.

6. Bill Belicheck cuts the sleeves off of every sweatshirt he wears. Gay.

7. Did anyone like the Patriots before they started winning? No.

8. When Brady wins a game he will talk to the other team, when he doesn't he'll avoid them. Pussy.

9. Tom Brady is nothing like Joe Montana. Montana had a shit team, Brady has everything he needs but for some reason there was a comparison.

10. Randy Moss beats women.

11. They run up the score in every game they play for no reason. (Going for it on 4th down when they are up by 21)

12. Tom Brady is a pretty boy but he still can't get Jessica Simpson.

13. Raren likes men.

Lol