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Old 04-23-2014, 11:57 AM
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Before we wank Keke off too hard, let's all remember that he refused to pull until his 50's.

HHK BASEMENT:

FILBUS says, "Keke i'm pretty sure you should be doing the pull as a bard. with lull."
KEKEPHEE says, "NO dude. i'm squishy. you're supposed to pull if there's no monk."
FILBUS descends into the depths of HHK. You hear a brief clamor of goblins rending the flesh of a fat hobbit. You see FILBUS come up to the top of the stairs. He is roaring. Blood and spittle froth at the edges of his mouth. A long gash on his shoulder has severed the straps of his armor, leaving it useless.
"INC LOTS," FILBUS yells. "SRY GUYS THEY ALL CAME--"
FILBUS has been killed by a Goblin Raider.
GROUP wipes
FILBUS is blamed for poor pulls as warrior.