[kylok]

I once lent a friend who was new to the game some gear, nothing huge but I expected to get it back at some point. I came back an hour later and found he had traded a lammy for a blade of passage - I was not pleased.

Fast forward a few years, this same friend had acquired a high level cleric account that he mained and I had access to for rezzing purposes. Time for some revenge.

I first logged him out at the top of the PoK elevator and bound him in some inconvenient spot. He logged in, died, went back and rezzed himself and went on with his day. I was really unsatisfied with this outcome so I thought up another scheme.

After some planning I ran his toon to the farthest corner of Iceclad and bound him at the bottom of the ocean there. I then ran him over to a slightly more convenient area and logged him there, underwater, at 5% health with only a sliver left on his breath bar and completely out of mana.

I then enjoyed many lulz when he logged in, freaked out but managed to not die - sent me many rage filled tells about how I'm an asshole but my plan ultimately didn't work. And then sent me many more, entirely more rage filled tells when he cast gate and ended up as far from the Eastern Waste zone as he could be, instead of nestled neatly in the Plane of Knowledge.

I never did tell him why I did that hateful shit. Justice was served - I'm not sorry at all.