[myriverse]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Humans fuck
Gnomes tinker
Elves chill in the woods
Ogres had to be struck down by an elemental god to be defeated.
Trolls also lose to frogs
Dark elves built glowing awesome caves
Erudites blew cats up to the moon.
Barbs chill in the chill. Wear makeup
Halflings eat pie. Drink beer.

All accept trolls and ogres do just fine for themselves. Lucky for dark elves they are great cannon fodder.

What the Iksar did on Kunark is much more impressive than those other races, except Ogres, but look where it got them, and Humans, I guess.

Pie and beer? Seriously? That's an accomplishment?
Chilling in the chill and forests?
Neon caves? WTF? Seriously, EQ dark elves would cure any overblown Drizzt fan.