[Hasbinbad]

1.)

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hah, no one was capable of beating me up in high school and no one ever tried.

Translation:

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Herp, I was a fat retarded dude in high school, and no one ever wanted to be the asshole to beat up the retarded fat kid.

2.)

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only time I've ever been "beat up" was clubbed from behind in a bar, and beaten to near death for no reason.

Translation:

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was rude to this chick in the bar, and her boyfriend beat the shit out of me for it. I later claimed to my friends that I was sucker punched because I can't fight for shit, but the story eventually evolved into the other guy having a club.

3.)

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is no such thing as a fair fight in this day and age.

Translation:

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am a closet homosexual.