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Old 03-25-2014, 03:36 PM
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Second, She expects me to sit on the couch with her "Watching" her show's. But she is scrolling Facebook or CandyCrush on her phone the whole time while I am bored watching: Real Housewives, Eric Decker Show, Teen Mom, Etc.
You should get a laptop; if your wife is anything like mine she won't care if you actually watch the show, she just wants you next to her. Last night I "watched" The Voice with my wife while getting 5% in Burning Woods: positive wife faction and it doesn't hurt to have something in the background to stare at while I meditate.

Although for the really terrible reality shows (eg. The Bachelor or that medium lady) I make her watch with headphones; even just listening to that shit will rot your brain.