I roleplay an interdimensional traveler who was born in south central LA circa 1965, but was subsequently kidnapped by the white man and forced to explore the dangerous world of Norrath, thus preventing me from ever releasing Detox. I awoke in the body of a Japanese-lookin honkie in Halas and decided I'd name myself Japan so I didn't feel like some whiteboy cracker bitch all day. I started learning Kung-Fu so I could whoop ass through Blackburrow and meet my doggs in Erudin, but then I got free shaman training from a bad bitch I was fuckin everynight on the ice floor. I decided I'd ride that shit to the top and show up in Erudin level 50 with mad fuckin ends, and smoke weed until Barack pulls me back to finish my album and cast SoW on the Raiders.
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