The day Eunomia saved my bacon!
By Sarajo Jones
One day, I was AFK in EK playing Shauri's Sonorous Clouding
(audio link) on my Minotaur's Horn, and a Gorge Hound who was either trained or warping around ate me at the zoneline. Squire Wimbley was indisposed, chasing a gorge hound who had somehow gotten up on the bridge, so he didn't do anything about my plight.
Eunomia did, however, delivering a fatal blow to the wolf's snout, causing it to choke on its own blood for eight grueling minutes, gently stroking its cheeks and staring into its eyes as it drifted off, too exhausted to continue its death throes, then ripping out its innards (Freeing me in the process) and throwing them to the fish in the water below, and turning its skin into pants for one of the druids at the ring nearby. (I think that's what she said, something about
resetting a spawn but that's really open to interpretation)
She was my knight in shining armor, and inspired me to become a knight (But a bard in shining Lambent armor) who rescues people, too. Then we all ate bacon and enjoyed Project 1999.
~fin~
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