Originally Posted by Slathar
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Can we modify the experience to be 50% slower than blue? I think this would foster a community that is tight-knit and accustomed to overcoming hardships together as a group instead of as solo.
Furthermore, would it be possible to make the penalty for death more harsh? For example, if you die in Befallen perhaps a skeleton would steal a piece of your armor for his treasure horde each time you died. You could also make it that only players who are resurrected by level 56 Revivescence can get their bodies.
I have a dream of a server with gnomes, elves, dwelven (that's the true plural for dwarf; thank you Tolkien), and erudites band together to slay evil monsters, to quest after the holy chalice, and to liberate the cave of terror from the Yeti Queen's rancorous, green buttcrack.
Today I ask you, Derubael, to enable a global -50% exp modifier to support our journey to eternal glory in the eyes of the fishlord Phinigel Autropos. I implore you to implement these changes or Azeroth will be forever tainted by these unclassic mechanics such as Global OOC and the toxicity it brings to our fair lands.
I truly believe that a few more changes could be made to enhance the player experience of red99, as well. First, we have to have some sort of application or program that allows the player to "enter Norrath." You could do this in several ways; sending players hits of highly-concentrated LSD, a hammer to beat yourself over the head with to induce more brain trauma (not needed for Asperger's Virgins like Rallyd who is a fat fucking nerd and virgin). You could also have some sort of program that detects the players BMI and then broadcasts the number above the players head to induce as much grief as possible.
Can we truly the know the will of Innoruuk? I have studied him for decades, taking scrupulous notes on the practices of his followers, and I have come to the conclusion that he, the Dark Lord of Hate, Innoruuk, would prefer if we had some sort of Red99 Charity Drive. We could hit up half-way houses, drug rehabilitation centers, or anywhere else that lots of people congregate with little else to do. The plan of action would be to deliver as many laptops with Everquest installed on them. Then, we get them to play on Red99 (I'll write a walk-through in easy to understand language that the proletariat uses, don't worry). Next, we will form a newbie guild with them to make sure that there are people to group with. This is a win-win and if you don't support it the server will surely be enveloped in the celluloid-drapes of Rallyd's arms; bathed in darkness for eternity.
The final proposal, Derubael, and correct me if I'm wrong here, is to integrate Brad McQuaid back into Everquest. He was the maker of this great game, right? Here's how we can do it. Weekly raffles to win a date with the man himself. We can get Golden Corral to sponsor this. I'll be singing the song of The Shire while dipping my ribs in that chocolate fountain.
I sure hope we can see at least some of these changes enabled or else I'm going to eat myself into a frenzy in my shabby studio apartment. I will thrash and thrash around with my t-rex arms and my walrus-body until Susan from the 4th floor comes up and bangs on my door again.
Thank you and go fuck yourselves.
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