A new kid arrives at school and starts trying to push the other kids around for no reason whatsoever. Despite his antisocial behavior he still gets invited to all the birthday parties and after school events, but flat out refuses to join in. After being shoved around a few more times the good kids start complaining about it. Instead of admonishing the bully, the well-meaning, but completely clueless hippy school principle holds an assembly and says to the school, "I'm sure the new kid is really good at heart. It's all your fault, you know. Maybe he's lashing out at you because you just weren't nice enough to him."
And upon hearing that everyone's bullshit detector gained 5 levels.
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