[Sareil]

Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

At college, taking the campus bus back from the college-town area where all the bars are, about 2am. Drunk chick gets on the bus, wanders to the back, and totally sits on my lap.

Me: "Hey, um... I'm not a seat."
Her: "Oh, sorry..." *stumbles over to the seats across from me*

Me about 5 minutes later: "WTF did I say that for?????"

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Also at college, with my crush, doing a project while sharing a computer in the lab. We didn't have enough room on the table where the computer was at, so I had the mousepad and mouse in my lap, moving it around. She wanted to correct something, so she grabbed the mouse and started to scroll it around on my lap.

Me: "Um, you probably shouldn't roll that all over my lap."
Her: "Oh, haha... yeah, sorry."

Me about 5 minutes later: "WTF... THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET LAID!!!!!!!"

Lol, obliviousness ratings so far (most to least) :

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