[DrKvothe]

Remember that game you played in middle school? The one where you died all the time to rats and never could find any quests to do? Well, it was ironically called Everquest, and at Project 1999 we're simulating it for your enjoyment. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to learn the definition of the word 'poopsocking'. We've got 14 classes to choose from, and 5 of them are really fun all the way to 60!