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a.)
Florida Man Drives Into Oncoming Traffic While Huffing From 45 Cans of Dust Cleaner; Claims Pee on Pants is Soda
b.)
Florida Man Shoots Three Roommates in Attempt to Get Best Bed
c.)
Florida Man Arrested for the Sixth Time for Beating Mother; Cites “the Usual Stuff”
Which headline is Max do you think?