[Spitty]

News flash, emo guy.

You spent years, years registered on these forums, without falling into the posting trap. Totally silent.

You could have posted something, anything, that was insightful and meaningful, and we would have thought you were a silent genius. Quiet all these years, came forth from the shadows to share what wisdom you deemed prudent to deliver upon us forum-dwellers.

Instead, you fucked all of that right up with this thread. Fucked it up haaaaaard.

Therefore, you forfeit all authority on how a person should use their words because you clearly can't fucking think that through for yourself.

How's that? Is that self-aggrandizing enough for you, you fucking slave to literary trends? I bet you pulled that phrase off a Dilbert calendar in between taking infomercial calls for the latest banana chopper, leaving you absolutely no time to look up the actual meaning of what dribbled forth betwixt your heaving mouth-breaths.