Me: so we're back at Wal-Mart and we have the same scenario, but how do you keep these rioters under control?
Her: Um...
Me: There's no police support, but in fact you're the mayor of this town and can tell them what to do to an extent.
Her: Well I would just tell them to stop it.
Me: They stop, but then start right back up after someone ran into your store and took all 12 items for themselves.
Her: I would tell them they need to be faster.
Me: It's a year later and this same person regularly comes into your store first and gets the best deals on most of your 12 items.
Her: Well shit. I think I would just get paintball guns and start shooting them until they stop (temp bans?).
Me: That's fine but they don't really stop, they are just more sneaky.
Her: I...I have no idea, why are you asking me this?
Me: No reason again, byeeee.
Her: I'm coming in there!
Me: No! i have to remember this conversation I'll tell you later byeeeee.
It seems to me this elusive 'compromise' is a tough cookie to crack!
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