[myxomatosii]

Find and murder an active forum user on the East Commons forums.

Torture them for a few weeks first to get their passwords.

Begin making posts from their forum account talking about how they like you and you are their friend.

Begin making posts from their forum account talking about how they are thinking about moving to your city.

Go back to your old life and log in from your house with no suspicions.

Buy all the best gear in the game.

Make warrior.