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Can't contribute much because I'm Canadian and we don't have this (what seems like wonderful) chain here. With that said you'll need:

- Good amount of salt to kick start your kidneys.
- Obviously meat. Meat needs to be from something that walks not swims.
- Mild - medium spice flavoured mayo of some sort.
- Onions. Need to have onions.
- Real leaf lettuce not fucking iceberg crap.
- Bacon. Canadian pea meal (back) preferred or crunchy strips. Not crumbled.
- Sourdough bread brushed and toasted with garlic butter.
- Baby dills sliced thinly.
- Double cheese. Preferably toasted to bread. Smoked cheese would be ideal but I'm not holding out.

Wash it down with Brawndo and Jalapeño Pringles. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.