[ctechguy]

There are no Jimmy Johns here in my state, that I am aware of.

Sooooo...as your gnome lawyer I would advise you:

1.) Choose the Hunter's Club. This sandwich is all about the name, not what kind of nutrition it's going to provide you. You want to make a statement, to your in game peeps as well as your RL friends (if you have any) about how you approach a meal. While you may not be a real world "hunter-gatherer", you probably do a fair amount of both in game to collect up that kind of coin! It's a name that allows you to eat from a position of strength, whether it suggests other "hunters" such as yourself are at your beck and call, or a perhaps refers to a nasty block of wood you use to deal with those that get in your way.

2.) If you're going to purchase it in person, be a little rude to the staff, or at least annoyed. It's important that they know you are feeling somewhat under the weather due to some recent swillage, and it's crucial to drive home the fact that you expect this goddamned sandwich to be something befitting a king, as you look to it to be the salvation for you errant ways. If you plan on using the internets to order, you can still always "phone it in" and claim you had some trouble with the website, and want to be sure they understand what's riding on this sammich. This is a fine line, you don't want them to spit in your food, but must apply exactly the right pressure to get the fresher ingredients and perhaps a bigger sandwich for the regular price.

3.)Beer. More alcohol will be necessary ASAP, to alleviate any aches and pains. Apparently they only serve Coke products, including bottled water. Berate them copiously for this as well, but only after your sandwich transaction has been completed, and you are in possession of said item. Remember, the beer is really the main course, while the sandwich will become the "side dish", metaphorically speaking. Hair of the dog and all of that stuff...

If you follow these guidelines carefully, you will have an encounter with the perfect meal(usually cons white) to defeat the dehydrated darkness of Hangoverville. Trust me on this. I am not like the others.

One final tip. If possible smoke while doing so. If you do not smoke, remember, it is never too late to start.