Look, you don't need JJ's. Man up and make a real sammich. Go to store. Buy liverwurst in a tube. Buy rye bread and fritos. Return to house. Take out 2 slices rye, slather thickly with liverwurst, then drop a handful of fritos thereupon the glistening wurst slathers. Close the sandwich and apply firm pressure until the fritos crunch up and it all gets kinda glued together with the creamy wurst.
THEN NOM NOM NOM MA NOM NOM NOM MA NOMMY NOMMY NOM
You'll feel MUCH better.
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The Ancient Ranger
Awake again.
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