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Originally Posted by Zade
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I was supposed to host it but my ISP went down.
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AKA - a polar bear chewed through his internet, effectively cutting him off from the rest of the world. Immediately recognizing the problem (because it's not like this is the first time polar bears have attacked the internet), General Zade grabbed his BFG, and a pair of boots (to protect his sensitive toes from the frigid tundra) and ran outside in his birthday suit to meet the polar bear head on. Little did the General know, this polar bear had secretly been ca-hooting with the local eskimo tribes, and they have secretly formed an alliance against his ability to use the internet. In any other circumstance the General Zade would have already unleashed the BFG on his would be assailants, but the pain of eskimo betrayal stung deep into his frosty heart, and so letting the BFG slip from his frosted fingers into the crisp snow, he accepted his fate... or did he?