[myxomatosii]

Obviously ripping off the spells thread but it was so good. Let's do this. Velious expansion included for some nostalgia. Also assume all items are all/all. Like you could pick Paladin Valor Helm Clickie and Shaman Epic Quest SoW Boots.

I'm no Velious pro so my itemization is gonna be weak. Teach me!

edit: Charged items, say they refresh at such a rate that they'd go empty to full in 30 days (slow and steady not sudden empty to full)

I'd go with:

Armor - Circlet of Shadow
Held - Singing Short Sword
Misc - Pegasus Cloak

Why?

Armor - Wait, who did, was he even there? Weird. Escape the fame.
Held - Craft it into a guitar, become world famous virtuoso, get paid.
Misc - No need for bridges, explore nature from above, never take the elevator back down again, every window is an exit with CoS + Levi. Become mysterious celebrity.