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Old 12-04-2013, 10:08 AM
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Hello,

I don't purchase batteries as I hold a strong belief that battery manufacturers are in bed with the US government and they secretly implant small microprocessors into these batteries that can not only determine what sort of vibrator they're powering, but how often and for what duration it is powered on. This information is then used as a basis for your credit score.

Would I feel at home here?

Wink twice if yes.
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