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Old 11-14-2013, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
It's the little Batphone moments that make life worth it.

"I'm sorry, baby. But you know how it is when you're in a guild. 'Pixels over pussy.' I don't make the rules. Rungnuz and Deztroyurr are already mad that I can't alternate from 8 PM to 6 AM already. I just can't skip..."

"It's OK. I'll just watch 'Desperate Dumb Bitches Who Fuck Around Because They Married A Man Child Who Ignores Them" and eat a half gallon of ice cream. Have fun killing dragons... *sob*..."

I got the pussy after I got the pixels, so, it should read, "Pussy AFTER Pixels"... And she doesn't watch TV though she does like ice cream, but who doesn't?