Hey Twainz, why don't you go out tonight looking like you usually do, if you can manage to prop yourself upright after all the moon pies, pretty sure you'll give all the little kiddies a good scare just like that, they'll be running for their lives from the abomination before them. You might even score some candy, you don't even need a mask. Use your dirty trick or treat pick up lines at the party, make all the girls get creeped on your frankenstein / swampmonster hybrid get up. No need for a costume.
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