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Old 10-30-2013, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenjitsuRZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I love it when you talk dirty. You must have some shameful dark secrets after all that time whoring yourself out on the corner of the Blind Fish & Neriak Down Under. Did your treachery among your Dark Elven kin land you in the nearest dungeon? I bet they chained poor Azure real close to the Widow Mistress. She web you up and down? I bet she proc'd on you nice and soft, but as the years went on she got harder..and made you her sex slave. No wonder Azure to this day wears those revealing leathers on her bottom. You put on your wizard hat and robe? Lol.
Thats actually the start of a really good saucy novel. A+ there.