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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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Guess you missed the craft beer revolution huh? Everyone got so tired of the commercial garbage they kept telling us we wanted that they started brewing their own and apparently we are good at it. At least 142 different commercial breweries in Michigan alone.