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Originally Posted by purist
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I dislike abacab as much as anyone else but dear god, he must of really got under your skin if you played the "i have a 9 inch penis bro" card in a desperate attempt you validate your self-worth. Then you went and consulted with your wife to come to your e-defense, rofl. *fistbump* Nice one, bro. That just screams "sad bastard." Dear god I hope I never reach the point of my gf even knowing what the fuck p99 is, much less involving her in my p99 forum arguments to corroborate my cock size.
What an absolute loser.
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Indicative of the general intelligence level around here. A handful of you understand devices like absurdity, irony, sarcasm and English. Anyway, you seem really obsessed with a single sentence I wrote some pages back about my penis. I tell you, folks are gonna start to wonder if you can't distract yourself from the thought of my veiny, thick, mesmerizing prick.
Anyway, to reiterate: I'm not really sure how reposting things I invited folks to repost qualifies as epic. You'd have to operate from a base assumption of insecurity to think it'd be effective in the first. But check it out, kids: I own a mirror, I really don't mind how I look. I mean, are some of you folks walking around as adults worried about how people judge your looks? If so, you should probably keep on playing massive amounts of EQ instead of interfacing in person with humans.
Lot of really desperately insecure, painfully stupid people posting on this board, and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't what attracted me in the first place. I like to write dirty stuff about strangers and make them mad. I like to watch people fail to understand my jokes, so I can sit here and laugh at you from my place of superiority. And I really like to watch porn where the chicks have three tits or four cunts and they're getting fucked with icepicks and pistols and shit, real shit, like warm defecate.
So again, I guess it comes down to "I can't relate". If I existed in a world where I was insecure about myself, it'd be a different story. But it's hard to be insecure when you've got a twelve-inch cock that jizzes 24k gold and you can bench press 900 pounds with it.