You have to know how to drown them in arglebargle.
Just say, "What? I have been away from game for 4 years, I'm just figuring this stuff out."
or:
"Sorry what? I'm on a hella lot of meds. I just lost my left hand ring finger below the second knuckle yesterday at the Chevy dealership I work at. Son of a bitch is knocking me on my ass!"
or
"Hold it one sec, girlfriend aggro. Damn man, I gotta take a dump, too."
or
"Oh dear lord this Quisno's sub is awesome, it is like it is making love to my mouth, sec brb."
See? Child's play.
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