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Originally Posted by Elements
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Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.
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I thought all married men had to surrender their balls. It was built into my marriage contract that my husband surrender his, but I am a nice wife so I let him borrow them from time to time. Been considering letting him have them full-time, though, because they weigh down the frivolous designer purse I bought with his money.
P.S. Obviously kidding, btw. I never let him borrow them.