Hi, Barkingturtle's wife here, just to confirm my existence and the 9in cock thing. I'm bummed that you preempted my post with a picture of myself, because I'd much rather enjoy letting you all imagine what kind of person must be married to such a horrible monster. I am a little glad someone else did post a picture because I'm not narcissistic enough to do it myself, and I'm also glad that you wouldn't have hit me when I was jailbait.
Oh, and I feel totally violated that you found my myspace. What's next, my facebook?! Dear god, save me from the internets!
Anyway, children, carry on.
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