I find that I get more creative the more I hate the group I'm in.
"Sorry, diarrhea irl
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"Oh wow, the Jehovah's Witnesses are here to talk to me about why I love Satan - later!" (must be immediately followed by /q.)
"My kid is autistic and I think he is burning the house down."
The truth (more boring):
"Cooking dinner, gotta go."
"Awesome, Chopped is on."
"Husband agro, off I go..
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For the most part, it's just as it is.. I got rl shit to do, see ya!
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I try to give a warning usually.