Oh Abacab, bro', that's some pretty weak shit. I think I kknow the disappointment your old man felt when your ma popped you out instead of a wet bowel movement.
Et tu, Abby? Threatened by my vocabulary? I s'pose if your intent was to put on full display your feelings of inadequacy, you've finally done something well. And hipster? Do you want to suck my dick? Because that's the vibe I'm gettin'.
Finally, not sure how I'm supposed to react to your critique of my taste in free concerts. I guess it meant something to you, but you're a goofy kid on the internet, obsessed with being radical in classic EQ. I can't relate, duder. You're going on about being the best at something I consider akin to taking a nap or reading or book or lazing away a Sunday afternoon.
Admittedly, I ain't perfect, either. I'm probably a bit of a sadist, maybe a sociopath, and undoubtedly a pottymouth. Them's the breaks.
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