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Old 09-20-2013, 03:07 AM
wikileaksp99 wikileaksp99 is offline
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Dear Diary,

Today Smedy rerolled from Paladin to Monk. He did it, it was tragic, and scary. He deleted a level 30 paladin to create a level 1 iksar monk, FOR SHAME! *Gasp*

How did he have this courage? Lord, i only wonder. Some day, maybe, dear diary, i will have the courage to be a white knight like the young lord Smedy.


Also, dear diary, today i farmed 17 forest loops on Legacy of Zek. I know, i've been cheating on Red99, but not really, it's just a distraction from the norm. It keeps it fresh. It spices up the Red99 experience for me, really, it's in our best interest.

Also, dear diary, today i realized i have no friends. A wife who despises me. A child who will soon eclipse me and realize i'm a loser. A family who is growing tired of my altogether failure as a man. I am at my wits end, dear diary, i am so lucky i still have you.

Truly yours,

a desperate man.