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OAK PARK, Mich. (AP) – A man who police say castrated another man on a kitchen table was charged Friday with a felony count of practicing medicine without a license.

In June, police found the apparently willing victim, a 48-year-old Birmingham man, sitting on a curb in bloodstained blue jeans.

Officers later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect, Shuo-Shan Wang, a 29-year-old from Oak Park.

Wang also is charged with unlawful dispensing of a prescription drug, a 90-day misdemeanor. The charge of practicing medicine without a license is punishable by four years in jail.

The victim later underwent three hours of surgery at an area hospital.

The victim met Wang through the Internet, police said. The pair chatted online before meeting in person.

Police said Wang removed the testicles with a scalpel while the man was on the kitchen table. Afterward, the victim started bleeding uncontrollably.

But the bleeding didn’t start immediately. Police said Wang first stitched the wound, and the two sat and ate pie.

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