You're sitting in an auditorium and you watch as, down in the front row, a kid stabs the kid next to him repeatedly in the eye with a pencil.
You look to your left and your best friend Europe says "Whatever you say master"
You look to your right and Russia glares at you and says "Prove it, faggot"
There is a sign hanging in the auditorium that says "No stabbing your neighbor with a pencil". The vast majority of the auditorium agreed to put up the sign.
Meanwhile, you're supplying Israel with spitwads, and Israel is shooting them at the back of the kid's head, while the kid is stabbing his neighbor with a pencil he borrowed from Russia.
The kid who is being stabbed is actually kind of a douchebag who nobody really likes anyway.
As you look down at the front rows, you notice North Korea, Sudan, Serbia, and all the other kids watching the situation, then looking back at you, then looking up at the sign.
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