Wood elf ranger, speaking to raid, regarding Innoruk:
"Brothers! Sisters! We must love *all* of the creatures on this great plane of existence, whether they be horrible and disfigured or beautiful! This creature before us may *seem* evil and awful, but you must listen when I tell you that on the inside it is just as beautiful and sweet as the women you call your wives. Please, let me show you that all creatures deserve to live, and deserve our love, for -" *ranger eats deathtouch* "AHHHHH!! It's ok! It's just his way of showing his lov-" *ranger eats second deathtouch, definitely dead this time*
Raid: *snicker* "let's move in, ranger is done with his speech and ate the DT"
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