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Originally Posted by Llodd
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To the op.
If she just really takes to it then no need to read further.
There's a few ways of making her want to play EQ, it's all about psychological conditioning. One of the best being to give her oral pleasurings after every game session. Make sure you only give and not take.
After game sessions be extremely kind and sefless. Offer to do any jobs she needs doing at that time, help her with any outstanding work she may have. Tell her how much you love her and her nasty habits/family, and will do anything for her and her family who you also respect and admire.
Condition her to think EQ = happiness. Kinda like Pavlov's dogs.
Failing that there are more sinister ways. Hook her up to electrodes and shock her if she says bad things about EQ or doesn't want to play [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] |
This is hilarious and there is a lot of truth to it! So far so good, she seems to be enjoying it. She did get halfway through level 3 last night before calling it quits/the server shut down at the exact same time.
I just wish we could play together. Waiting on the IPE which could take awhile. So far we are just taking turns which is still fun
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