From eqdiva, Waaaaay back in the day..
http://web.archive.org/web/200210280...gs.asp?song=17
It seems that this song, along with 'summon drink' on bard singing steel armor, proves that the Bard class circa 2001-2002 was a work in progress.
Still, it's the magic of "working as never intended" that defines a Bard.