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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle
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... I wake up with a blue-bird perched on my bulging morning-wood, whistling fucking doo-dah while it digs for worms in my urethral opening. I wake up with the sun all anthropomorphic outside my window, grinning like it's cum-drunk and drooling over my boner. Bunnies and deer and naked bitches crowd the foot of my bad and regale me with fucking songs and shits...
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Last time I woke up that way, it was because I had one-too-many special sugar-cubes.