"You are hungry."
"You are thirsty."
"You are out of food and drink."
1 million platinum and you're too damn lazy to wring your boots out for summoned water or pinch a loaf of bread from your pants? What the hell, man.
edit - well done on the achievement, seriously. How about buying a Tinkerer's Bag as a prize in celebration of your achievement for the person who come up with the best Project 1999 / Everquest themed Haiku?
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