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Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

TIgGLES u must READ this IMPORTANT and LIFE SAVING message RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

It's VERY IMPORTANT that you realize, immediately, within the next 5 seconds, that this blonde pokemon chick, who is at best at 7/10, was a WHORE and NOT WORTH YOUR DICK OR TIME. Or rather, she was, but now that the cats out of the bag, SHE'S NOT, MOVE ON.

However, before moving on, you have a VERY IMPORTANT and SPECIAL mission you need to undertake for both HER SAKE and HER BOYFRIENDS (You're gonna be like a WHITE FUCKING NIGHT and BATMAN at the same time if you follow my advice)

You need to call the boyfriend up, like now, and let him know his WHORE OF A GIRLFRIEND has been fucking the POKEMON MASTER from the local card/gameshop. You need to let him know she's into FREAKY POKEMON SEX and that you two DID IT PIKACHU STYLE 3 times a week for 8 FREAKING MONTHS behind his back. You need to graphically describe this process to him so that everytime he goes to have sex with her/beat her violently he instead pictures A SMALL YELLOW RODENT not worthy of his alpha-controlling-abusive male mind/body/penis.

I guarantee you if you follow those steps he will drop her, she wont get beat anymore/controlled like a bitch, he wont get sweet POKEMON PUSSY, and you can SMILE LIKE A BOSS because you absolutely just dark/white knighted teh shit out of that girls vagina.

I miss Pikachu style...