i basically pay a highschool kid that looks up to me to do all my work for me so i can play eq all day, i pay him 10 dollars an hour and my salary is 170k plus bennys. and i get to play EQ all day. all i gotta do is show up for meetings a couple times a week and relay what i recorded on my phone to my nephew. His parents love me cause im giving him "real world experience" and i love him cause I'm practically retired.
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