There are at least 500 virgins playing on this server every night, so I wouldn't ask for that as they're available in abundance. Personally, if I felt so out of control in my every day life that I had to attempt impotently to bend the will of the folks running this server at the expense of people just innocently playing on it I'd ask for someone to hold my head underwater until the only sound was the gentle squishing of my evacuating bowels.
But that's just me. I'm clearly not as invested as you are. Do you have another social outlet, Abacab? I honestly think you should change your focus for a few days, perhaps, and you might gain some perspective.
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