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Originally Posted by Messianic
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I just think it's funny how liberally you use profanity and vulgar expressions. If you cut all those out, you'd probably spend 1/4 of the time writing your responses =)
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You'll have to forgive me if I offend your delicate sensibilities, m'lady. Truly, 'tis not my intent.
You'll have to forgive me but my instrument of wit is not a rapier, but rather a wrecking ball, slamming into your ass like Abacab's drunken uncle would the child-folk every Easter Sunday.
And is it taking me too long to write my responses? Am I falling behind in this fucking epoch of conversation? Or are you just sitting their rubbing your slimy clit in feaverish anticipation of my words?
Well again, forgive me, I've been anally fisting Agaron's mother with a cactus soaked in peroxide this entire time. Man she is one freaky fucking cunt. It's no surprise she was so ill-suited to raise a functioning adult, considering the jaw-dropping amount of abuse she's taken at the hands of her tricks. It's amiracle Agaron can even wipe his own ass, let alone Abacab's.