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Originally Posted by Peatree [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wife and I had an attempted mugging happen once in the M streets / Greenville area of Dallas.

Guy walked up on us and pulled a knife asking for our cash, watch, jewelry. Poor dumb ass picked the wrong couple. I was reaching into back pocket for wallet while she was reaching into her purse. Little did mugger know she had mace and a taser handy in the purse (luggage). She carries a huge ass bag that I used to give her shit for, not anymore!

He was watching me reach for wallet when she pulled out and the mace and sprayed. That caused him to drop knife. Then I squared my fist into his nose, followed by her tasing him...the poor bastard didn't know what hit him. Can't see, barely breathe, broken nose, & he shit himself while riding the lightning. Wife pop'd him twice.

That was until the cops showed up to take him for his ride to Lou Sterrit. He actually tried to file assault charges on us which the cop thought was hilarious.

Street justice is the best justice